Disillusionment
Okay. Today I took a quiz on a website called glassbooth. The quiz is supposed to tell you, based on your degree of support or opposition to various issues, which presidential candidate is most reflective of your personal views. Isn’t that nice? A good way to help make an issue-based decision on who to vote for. Here are my results:
86% similarity: Dennis Kucinich
86% similarity: Mike Gravel
81% similarity: John Edwards
So… if I want someone who would represent my beliefs, I have to
- vote for a man who would choose Shirley MacLaine as his child’s godmother and who dances around at presidential forums proclaiming that he is the candidate with "NO STRINGS!"
- vote for a man who is 473 years old, has not held an elected office since 1982… and is possibly only coming to these presidential events for the food
- vote for John Edwards
- write in Stephen Colbert
- move to Canada
I’m all for moving to Canada.
Comment by xyb — January 17, 2008 @ 2:20 pm